A new scientifically fictitious novel that makes Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy read like a municipal guide to manhole covers?

Frogmorton Culpepper didn't wake up on the day he got fired expecting to save the world, not that week at least. He had to prove out his environmental technology experiments to his superiors first. The world had yet to provide any recognition of his genius. His mother had yet to provide any recognition of his ability to do anything. The girl of his dreams had yet to provide any recognition of his existence. Some, if not all, of that changes in Frogmorton...