An irreverent romantic comedy of biblical proportions

"'I was wondering if you'd like me to suck your-' "

"The deck of cards I was carefully thumbing through flipped out of my hands across the table and into my lap, the half played game of solitaire crumbling under the onslaught of red and black on white. I looked at the chaos spread on the flat surface of my girlfriend's dining room table-a million thoughts crashing into each other in a haphazard parody of those same playing cards."

"My name is Daniel Kroker. I've just turned fifteen, and while my girlfriend and I have been...