The Hooper family is sick and tired of doggie poo in the streets, especially around their home. After an unfortunate incident (riding through poop) Rudi decides to complain. When he does he is reluctantly convinced by the Sandbar Council Health Officer to be a pooper-scooper.

This is an exciting, surreal pirate story set in the South Pacific, with all its dangers, treason and dastardly deeds. And its colourful, if somewhat double-dealing characters.