Jack is an out-of-work investment banker and part-time lounge pianist, who's on the run from the SEC and the Russian mob. Nevada is an aging porn star turned industry icon with a passion for animal husbandry and younger men. Dmitriy is an ex-cosmonaut turned international hit man with a weakness for American pop culture and very large women. Shavkat is a terrorist turned taxi-driver with a penchant for violent swordplay and odd headgear. Pyotr is an ex-KGB colonel turned bank security officer with plans to launch an apocalyptic world revolution. Mix in some local Shriners, veteran bikers, and...