"Ingenious, great fun, and wholly original" - Fay Weldon CBE, on The Seventh Train What if you can't stand where you are because there's nothing there? What if you don't want to end up anywhere else in case that's empty too? When life has lost its road map, sometimes the only way to get back on track is to get back on the rails. The Seventh Train is a ride - a `road movie' on the railways. It's a journey that Elizabeth invented; the only original thought she has ever had in her previously uneventful life. Unbeknown to her, she is not travelling alone. If only she'd...