A helter-skelter summer in Edinburgh at the fag-end of a millennium. The world's most unlikely love interest, Harry Champion, attempts to weather an emotional pot-boiler, navigate swirling emotions and make brain-hurting, heart-searching, underpant-swapping decisions. He must choose a future with either the artistic, mystical Rachel or the highbred, passionate Angelina. He must ward off financial ruin and homelessness, negotiate the sale of his small business, learn to be a part-time father, find a guardian for an orphaned sheep dog and support Scotland in the World Cup finals in France 98.