Do you like your crime fiction hard-boiled? Soft-boiled? Not boiled at all? Meet Wilson. He's on trial for killing the Governor of the Homeless. But everyone knows that the man he killed was not the Governor. With the help of the pulp paperback Abortionstein, the gambler Chinese Charlie, an old film about Robin Hood and/or King Arthur, a dream about a female brewer, and the ramblings of the accused himself, our paranoid narrator must unravel a reverse mystery to uncover the meaning of this kangaroo court. Who is the real Governor and how is he related to these alleged reverse abortion...