The Contessa Aurelia di Tramonti wakes, painfully, from her second facelift, expecting her husband to take her home. But then comes the phone call. There's been an accident. He can't pick her up.

Typical man, she thinks, so unreliable. But it turns out Giancarlo was covering his tracks. The perfect set-up that will welcome her at home is sure to shock her to the core. He has finally got one over on her.

Never one to be on the back foot, the Contessa embarks on a mission to show that excuse for a husband who's boss.

Blame it on the Bugatti is a rip-roaring tale of fantastic...