"Convention is something we do in Las Vegas" Join Paul Larkin on a journey through the decades where he starts his life as a schemie in Muirhoose and ends up a schemie in New York. How did that happen then? It's Celtic through the ages and there are goals, pills, thrills and bellyaches along the way and don't be surprised if you want to cross the street to avoid him by the time you've read this...