This book is for those currently trying to navigate high school, college, and beyond without any respect for the status quo. Boys, girls, brothers, sisters, friends, and enemies alike: We all have a story to tell. These are the untold stories of people just like you who write their essays of the experiences that they have had in a font other than Times New Roman. So here it is: Your quick guide for how to deal with the quarter life crisis in all of us.