A #1 New York Times bestseller, this innovative and wildly funny read-aloud by award-winning humorist/actor B.J. Novak will turn any reader into a comedian.
You might think a book with no pictures seems boring and serious. Except . . . here's how books work. Everything written on the page has to be said by the person reading it aloud. Even if the words say . . .

BLORK. Or BLUURF.

Even if the words are a preposterous song about eating ants for breakfast, or just a list of astonishingly goofy sounds like BLAGGITY BLAGGITY and GLIBBITY GLOBBITY.

Cleverly...

An endlessly entertaining, surprisingly sensitive and startlingly original debut collection that signals the arrival of a welcome new voice in American fiction.

A book, in which everything written on the page has to be said by the person reading it aloud. Even if the words say ...Blork. Or Blurf. And even if the words include things like Blaggity Blaggity and My Head Is Made Of Blueberry Pizza! That's the rule. That's the deal.

Do you love THE BOOK WITH NO PICTURES? Now is time to create your own, so YOU can make grown-ups say silly things! Words are amazing. They can be happy or sad or serious or goofy. But the BEST words of all are the ones that make you LAUGH YOURSELF SILLY! Think of all your favourite silly and funny words. Got them? Good. Now, fill in the blanks in MY BOOK WITH NO PICTURES with your words and with the stickers at the back of the book, and have your favourite grown-up read it aloud. How far will you make it before you burst into giggles?