My husband said; "You women complain about EVERYTHING " I said; "Is that what you men are calling yourselves now? EVERYTHING?" I figured it out The chicken crossed the road to get away from the stupid rooster I once asked a friend what her kittens name was and she replied; "Free to good home " Time for bed I plan on dreaming of paying all my bills with good checks One time my mother made me so furious So...I sent my teenagers to stay with her for awhile My husband and I were watching Pretty Woman together one night. During one scene Vivian was wearing nothing but a necktie My husband...