Sid Tillsley, forty-six, is an alcoholic from Middlesbrough. Hes sexist, homophobic, overweight, extremely lazy, and a dogger. However, two things set him apart from the rest of his fellow Northerners.

Sid Tillsley can kill vampires with a single punch.

AND hes no longer claiming benefits.

In the eyes of everyone apart from the taxman, Sid Tillsley is officially a vampire hunter. The old hunter, Reece Chambers, is using Sid to strike fear into the heart of the vampire nation, and Sid is doing so with gusto-for he gets a packet of fags for...

When Sid Tillsley, the most prolific and lethal vampire hunter the world has ever known, cancels his subscription to "Tits" magazine, Middlesbrough locals know that something isn't right in the world.

And that's an understatement...

The vampire nation is ready to launch an assault on society. The Coalition, a council of vampires and humans whose purpose is to hide the existence of the creatures of the night, are almost powerless to stop them. They have one hope, not a person, but a molecule: Haemo, a drug that suppresses the vampire's need to...