Perching on the porcelain can be very boring when you have nothing to do but poo. The author, in a phase of no-bowel-movement-drudgery, has put together a compendium of entertaining activities and informative fun that will make you want to stay put, even if you don't need go.

Make use of those dull moments on the lav by teaching yourself how a starfish eats a clam, how to say 'Hello' in every European language and what the dot over an i is called. Covering all types of trivia, from science and natural history to the different types of moustache, this little book contains enough fascinating facts to keep you learning throughout the year.

Roaring from the rear, tooting the trouser trumpet - whatever you call it, we all fart. And everyone knows a keen farter - with their knowing smile, never shying away from taking the blame. Give them their rightful recognition: a book of fart-related activities and puzzles to keep them engrossed, along with fascinating facts to blow their mind.

Time alone on the lavatory is a truly special occasion, worthy of some extraordinary reading material. Lord of toilet trivia and poo-themed puzzles, Hugh Jassburn has unloaded his creative bowels once more in this astounding collection of all-new amusements. From eye-watering stats to mind-boggling mazes, this edition is anything but bog-standard.