Imagine Norm Abrams and Patrick McManus writing a book together. Got that image in your mind? Now add Zombie Boulders, tractors from another dimension, bowling alleys being carried up stairs, burning turkeys, wormholes, gravity wells, nine-hundred square feet of Pennsylvania bluestone, about a million bats, raccoons, typhoons and a deaf 89 year-old volunteer fire chief. These are only some of the supporting players in the misadventures encountered in this hilarious non-fiction (mostly) tale of life, love, and hobby in rural New England.