Crime is rampant; the City cries in pain. The call is made for a protector, a hero...are you that hero?

Do you feel the burning urge to fight evil...but maybe you're not quite sure where to start? Do I need a stick...how about a mask? Must I develop 6-pack abs before heading off into the night? What will the neighbours think?

Well, you've had your entire life to be normal, and what did that get you? Probably not much...or maybe it has; good for you It's time to get positive, it's time to get crazy; it's time to impose your glorious, indomitable will upon the world at large.

So...

Crime is rampant; the City cries in pain. The call is made for a protector, a hero...are you that hero?

Do you feel the burning urge to fight evil...but maybe you're not quite sure where to start? Do I need a stick...how about a mask? Must I develop 6-pack abs before heading off into the night? What will the neighbours think?

Well, you've had your entire life to be normal, and what did that get you? Probably not much...or maybe it has; good for you It's time to get positive, it's time to get crazy; it's time to impose your glorious, indomitable will upon the world at large.

So...