This is the hardback collector's edition of Captain s Best Imbecile: A Young Pirate s Story. In this story, also available in paperback, a sensible and suited young man battling the everyday woes and immaturity of middle school is dramatically whisked off by a crew of idiot pirates one Friday after school. A weekend of unimaginable frustrations and humorous events soon has our young Jack immersed in the absurd ways of the pirates. Between the politically correct terms for gnomes, a clue into the mind of scorned mermaids, proper government relocation procedures, and impossible treasure maps,...