"Our valiant hero attended the County Fair to defend the honor of three damsels while the dastardly Sideshow Family stood in our valiant hero's way as Mr. Pokerface had been encountered by our valiant hero and our valiant hero's mother was being wooed by the dastardly mayor as the hopes and dreams of all the people of Bluffside were on our valiant hero's shoulders And it was getting dark outside..."

"The annual county fair. The one time every year that residents of Bluffside come together in holy matrimony to celebrate the creation of fairs. Unexpectedly, three girls showed up at my door and convinced me to attend the fair, because the mayor of Bluffside had taken away their titles of former-Miss Summer Solstices. They were also kind enough to provide me with a shiny new rocket launcher, so how could I say no? So with my sidekick Albert, we set out on a grand adventure to this beloved county fair to see what I could to do make the three no-longer-Miss Summer Solstices once again...