In an attempt to rescue his great aunt Josephine from a monastery in Honpour India. Art student Benjamin Bart resorts to posing nude for a (bent) retired major. Realizing he is caught up in a sinister porn ring, makes a quick getaway with the major's glass eye created for him by the famous Russian artist Faberge'. The 'eye' manifests disaster for everyone in its wake, except Benjamin. With several deaths on his hands and to escape detection, Ben impersonates a Russian countess. More disaster confronts him when his ship to India mysteriously sinks. Ben finds solace in his French steward...

Little did Kate O'Connell know when she sold Poopy's discarded bitches that the half monkey face and mesmerizing eyes were eventually to be acclaimed by Crufts and throughout the Irish Canine Republic. However Lady Allypisangle of the local manor, always on the look out for a novelty snapped up the brood. To Kate O' Connell's shock, the Lady got a first at the Dublin Crufts. So whilst Lady A was being presented with her prize, Kate snatched 'Cookie' from it's booth and made haste back to her cottage at Allypisangle. Then Kate realising she was hording hot property, one night, surreptitiously...