THE COMING-OF-AGE NOVEL FOR PEOPLE WHO HATE COMING-OF-AGE NOVELS! Charlie Kirby spends his life imagining trouble is just around the corner. For once, it is and the only man on his side is Ted Lawrence, a washed-up actor logging too many miles on the comeback trail. Charlie agrees to help Ted rescue his career and meets a comedian who offers him a chance to become a self-help guru, a housekeeper who spies on him, and a cast of off-beat characters in a story filled with action, hilarity, and weirdness. Charlie faces his fears, his phobias, and (worst of all) his family, as Los Angeles becomes...