Here it is cogent, concise and mercifully free of 'kidolatry' a 'how-to' booklet for all you graduates thinking of teaching as a career. The author describes himself as a 'primary school teacher, musician, potter and beekeeper'. Sounds nice, but he doesn't flinch from highlighting some of the less-agreeable aspects of life at the chalkface: KS2 SATS, the National Curriculum, power-dressing head teachers, Health and Safety strictures, 'lying little toerags' (and they're not the teaching assist- ants ), Ofsted inspectors and anxious parents: 'Why isn't our Craig reading?' (Craig is twelve)....