Ever wondered what your car thinks about you? Or about anything else, for that matter? If so, this autobiography of a 1975 Triumph Dolomite Sprint will go a long way towards satisfying your curiosity.

Wittily written, with politically incorrect sideswipes at everything from industrial relations to modern policing, the story is as much about the cars owners as it is about Dolly himself. Yes, Dolly the Dolomite knows its a girls name, and hes suffered enough for it over the years, but thats what Roger and Sylvia call him and hes not the type to break the Code of Conduct and reveal his sex to...