Wouldn't it be funny if you didn't have a nose? This collection asks questions such as these. It tells you when to cut your fingernails, how to have a real pillow fight and what happens when a burp escapes.

Includes a series of poems about the exploits of some gangster cats and verse based on Carnival of the Animals by Saint Saens.

Roger McGough's eagerly-awaited new collection is a powerful testament to the miraculous in the everyday. Here he builds us his world: one of chance encounters and embarrassing moments, of big questions and small wonders.