This memoir is a brutally honest, take-no-prisoners, nonfiction account of the author's experiences while working in the security industry in New York City, for parts of the years 2009 and 2010. Dividing time between his personal and professional life, it covers several major events and misadventures, including the move to New York from South Carolina, his "business casual" wedding, a death in the family, and memorable encounters with many unsavory denizens of the Rotten Apple. Written in first-person, in Steven's inimitable style, along with running commentary that reveals much about his...