Hello. My name is Love Jones. And I am being hunted down by virtually every single able-bodied adult in the world. Probably you included-- if you're reading this. Because, for some odd reason, I was cursed as a child, with The Hate Curse of The Blood Red Seductress-- which you may think is a funny myth, or just some "urban legend" from my Book of Hidden Legends-- But I've learned that it turns almost everyone who comes near me VIOLENTLTY crazy-- whenever they get too close to me, or spend too much time around me. The guys hate me for not giving them what they want, and the girls hate me for...