Ever wonder what a cat thinks about you? What he does when you're not home? What his goals for you are? This book contains the answers to these questions and many more. In this book you'll learn your proper place in the cat universe. You'll gain the insights you need to perform your duties for your cat owner. Most important of all you'll get straightforward instructions on how to eliminate your bad habits and learn new behaviors toward your cat master. In these pages you'll discover dispensations of the gems of Cat Wisdom for humans.