I know what you're thinking because I felt the same, "Turkey in 2 hours? Yeah right This is not going to work. It's going to burn It's not going to be completely cooked through. I don't have money to waste on an extra turkey. Everyone is going to laugh at me." No one is going to laugh at you because I've already done the research for you Let go of the fear surrounding the infamous turkey. Don't let anyone fool you into thinking this technique can't or won't work. It does work I've been Turkey Blasting for many years. If someone tells you this doesn't work, then they haven't tried it ...