Bill had a normal life. All he wanted was peace. When he went searching for it, he found Jack. God, if you exist, please help us all. From the bowels of his ship, transported to earth by a -Automated Neural Uniform Spectral-a-portation- beam, Jack has been sent by god(if he/she exists) to relieve humanity of it's boredom. Follow the adventures of Jack, Bill and Joan, three more or less normal people that aren't normal at all. Jack the alien abandoned by his race, Bill who would give anything to find a way back to his boring life, and Joan, who is, well, uh, - who just wants, uh, who, uh well,...