Tension, tunnels, trouser trumpets and tears. Plesiosaurs, porridge and pants

Gorgeous George, Grandpa Jock and Crayon Kenny are in a boat on Loch Ness. Allison is actually in Loch Ness Can she swim? Will she survive and was that really a monster in the water?

It's a serious start to a stinky story about secret submarines, strange smells and sea serpents. It's poo, pee and pumps Ahoy as Grandpa Jock whips off his whoopee cushion underpants and steals a truck to save the day.

Three American scientists find out what's lurking beneath the surface of...

Burgers, bottoms, baddies and burps. Power pink, pumping and poop!  

Right, before we start let’s get one thing straight; a jobby is another word for a poo… nothing more, nothing less. It’s not rude, it’s not swearing, it’s just a little bit cheeky. And it’s very Scottish!

The circus is coming to town and Grandpa Jock has almost wet himself with excitement. George’s suspicions are aroused when the circus elephants begin dumping piles of pink poo on the pavement.

And the circus chimps are poop scooping the pink stuff...