Every secret society fears discovery. That's why they're a secret society. When a prophecy declares that the hidden community of mages is soon to be discovered, they decide not to wait for nuclear annihilation and instead leave Earth for the brand new world of Creakylid. Unfortunately for the mage's leaders, discovery wasn't the only thing the prophecy foretold, and now every mage with a smidgin of ambition is blindly competing to be the ambiguously defined 'chosen one'.

Into this barely controlled free-for-all walks Richard Struggle, a prospective hero who decided that his...