Axel Liar, drama queen, whore and now addict. I'm guessing if you made it this far, you already know who am I or who you think I am. But you'd be wrong. My own damn family doesn't have a clue who I am or what I'm capable of. All I know is, I crawled out of the bowels of hell to get clean and what do I have to show for it? No one by my side and no one praying to make sure I see another day. Everyone else paired up and went off together. Where does that leave me? Don't I get my fucking happily ever after? Lake Man of God, that's my new job title. The only other time I ever felt a 'calling' this...