What you have here is a Sweet, Soothing, Soft, Nice Honest, Grim, Gory, Bloody, Repugnant, Disgusting, Cold and Ruthless, Blood and Guts, Cautionary Poem for Children and Others. Kids are continuously exposed to the "G" rated violence in cartoons and the bloody special effects of movies. This is good preparation for kids to be soldiers and go to war because they have the impression that this violence is something other than what it is. That it is not permanent or doesn't hurt or is unreal. This poem is meant to make any kid stop and think about the real effects of violence before doing...

HAPPY DAYS ARE COMING SOONAGAIN It will likely come as a great (though pleasant) shock for readers to experience the profundity, and quality of the prose ejaculated from the mind of our Glorious Leader, and transcribed in perfect detail by Carkan Moil in collusion with Jonathan Swift. Here, for the first time He provides precise details of how he will MAKE AMERICA GRATE AGAIN You will be amazed at the depth and detail of his analysis of the problems we are currently facing and his ingenious solutions to these seemingly insurmountable threats, such as illegal immigration, terrorism, and...