Safety Inspector Smith never wanted to save the world; he only tried so he could get some peace and quiet. Smith has been a government drone for thirty years. He works for an institution obsessed with the safety of its citizens. Whether it's making people practice safe sex, abolishing all junk food, or replacing real grass with hypoallergenic artificial turf, the government uses its Safety Inspectors to make sure everyone stays safe. But Smith doesn't care about any of that. All he wants is to move away from the bustling city, its people, and all its regulations. Stuck in a terrible job,...