An absurdist romp through the intelligence industry's underwear drawer. With midgets. And pudding. When a bumbling NSA analyst is sent to a Ventura courtroom to testify that he can't testify, he has no idea he's about to meet the great shamanic sorceress of Chinese legend; reincarnated and living as an Absurdist Voodoo Priestess in Oxnard. Will he decipher her smoke signals in time to save her from government assassins? Will Chinese illegal organ traffickers find where she's gone into hiding at the Pleasant Valley Sunday Rehabilitation and Psychiatric Treatment Center, or will Agent Toole...

Originally envisioned as a coffee table book, it became evident Tales of a Drunken Shopping Cart was more suited to the back of the toilet. A toilet tank book. Because the first volume of the Shopping Cart Chronicles is the kind of thing you're going to want to sit alone and think about. Who does that with a coffee table book? Described by one reader as, "A penetrating look into the dark and hidden underbelly of pushcarts, this book forced me to re-think my relationship with shopping carts. Elegantly illustrated with candid and emotional imagery, the reader is left feeling introspective after...