The Memoir of Captain Reginald Rumphrey-Bon Vent, Esq. (AKA; Scram Runt, the Whirling Dervish, the Patch Collector, the Engineer, Dada, and other monikers.) of the fair City of Waterport. Jack-of-all-Trades, Master-of-Many. "While my life has been described as a cascading series of strange events with even stranger consequences, a chain reaction of cause and effect gone amok and awry, an algorithmic barrage of creatively extrapolative, frenetic activity... it certainly has been fun Join me in the unveiling of it." Welcome to Oerth. It is the 5010th Turn since the Supertemporal Compact...

The Memoir of Captain Reginald Rumphrey-Bon Vent, Esq. (AKA; Scram Runt, the Whirling Dervish, the Patch Collector, the Engineer, Dada, and other monikers.) of the fair City of Waterport. Jack-of-all-Trades, Master-of-Many. "While my life has been described as a cascading series of strange events with even stranger consequences, a chain reaction of cause and effect gone amok and awry, an algorithmic barrage of creatively extrapolative, frenetic activity... it certainly has been fun Join me in the unveiling of it." Welcome to Oerth. It is the 5010th Turn since the Supertemporal Compact...