** Not suitable for children **

Eastenders lad Harry always knew he was an orphan, but when he discovers his parents were murdered in mysterious circumstances, he sets off on a quest to track down the despicable culprits.

With the help of Welsh sex addict Shagrid, mentally challenged Phatt Khunt, seaman Ityeeb Hollux, vertically challenged Smegnob, wizard & chartered accountant Glafnad, and Essex barmaids Chanel, Porsche and Benidorm, he travels through space and time, losing his virginity, brain and other parts of his anatomy along the way.

The...