Slurry University President Sukonov promised himself the last word. Not the penultimate word, the last word. The final word. Resign? Screw the Regents. Go gently into that good night? Fools, do they not hear my laughter, Sukonov wonders, as he plots the demise of Slurry U. And so, amidst laughter, Slurry U. descends into the abyss. The descent begins when third-year sophomore Parks and Recreation major, Skitter, chances upon a politically explosive sculpture in his dorm's shower. Made of dung, it is a face of four races, each one a caricature: the African-American nose large and menacing, the...