One of the few statements regarding life as we know it that almost everyone agrees with, is that no one survives it. We all are destined to kick the bucket, buy the farm, push up daisies, bite the dust, give up the ghost, drop dead, or as Old Pete might put it, peg out. No one has yet been shown unequivocally to have avoided the last round-up. There are, however, a great number of theories as to what comes next. These theories range from eternal torment, to eternal bliss, to "there is no next." Jack, had been checked out early due to the intransigence of a hard-headed bit of New Hampshire...