Desdemona is channel-surfing when she stumbles upon the program Marriage Exposure . The trashy television show gets people to spill all the secrets of their sex lives, and Desdemona's ex-boyfriend just happens to be a guest.

To her shock and horror, Desdemona's ex announces on national television that he dumped her because--

Gasp

--she never got the big O

"She faked...," he says.

Every single time.

Her life is wrecked If her friends, family and colleagues haven't seen the interview yet, they will.

How do you survive a...