Robert grew up thinking he was a regular teenager, and then he made a pretty unusual self-discovery: He's a bona fide Norse god. After many years on Earth and a grueling battle with Loki's son, Robert is now returning to Asgard, land of the Norse gods. The end of the nine worlds is approaching. The gods call it Ragnarok. They truly believe in the ancient myths, and they're pissed off about the whole situation. They've all got issues, especially Thor, Freyr, and his two-faced sister.

Robert even meets Loki, who's locked...

Meet Robert, an unwitting Norse god who's far from convinced that gods, evil giants, or shape-shifters exist. Most of the time he doesn't even believe in himself. Besides, he's got enough problems already. His girlfriend has just dumped him, his friends have cut him off, and he feels lost and alone. Then a new student comes to Robert's school. Hilarious Ivan befriends Robert and a miserable situation soon turns into an adventure, just like in the movies. But when outrageously twisted...

To recover the stolen apples of youth, which the Norse gods need to stay young, Robert has no choice now but to escort Loki to the land of the giants. And his brand-new harebrained ride-a chariot drawn by freaking ostriches-is their only way of getting there. Just the flight to Mimir's Well looks to be horrendous And they risk running into giant terrorists, dwarves, dark elves, and who knows what else on the way to that godforsaken place.

If Robert fails to return with the vital apples, Asgard will soon...