Welcome to 21st century Washington, DC, where the streets are haunted by wayward time-traveling fringe scientists, man-child assassins, and beautiful/handsome androgynes who haunt houses to make a buck... A strange creature who claims to be God appears to Everett Doyle in the form of free-range television static. His message? Doyle is to audition for the new loudspeaker voice of the DC Metrorail system, and surely he will win since everything's been "taken care of," however is the creature really God? Or is it a trickster spirit bent on mussing humanity's mane? The only certainty is that...