He has been described as "one of Boston's funniest observational comedians." For more than 25 years, Steve Bjork has been delivering laughs with his stand-up. Now Bjork has proven his ability to leap from the stage to the page, while still delivering the same level of funny. This collection of short stories, essays, and "true tales from the road" are clever, often absurd, and hysterical. What would you do if you discovered that the planet's entire cow population suddenly had a personal vendetta against you? How do you survive a conversation with a Bad Breath Person? How does dyslexia help...