The raucous tales of the author and his mates in Edinburgh Scotland navigating adulthood, soccer, university, jobs, women and most of all pubs, in their sidesplitting missteps, bizarre adventures and escapades. The book takes us on a hilarious journey by the group, accompanied by 40,000 Scots, to see a soccer match in London. It introduces Henry, a retired racehorse, who gives an unsuspecting bareback rider gives the scariest ride ever. Meet Bruce the Labrador who stops another dog from committing suicide. Get pick up tips from three of the most unlikely Casanovas who ever entered a pub. Ever...