Accidentally talking to a crazy person is a rite of passage on a dating app like Tinder. But what happens when two equally crazy people get matched up together? Hilarity ensues as Tinder Love Story tells the tale of Jenn and Randy, two millennials who become a couple, thanks to their poor social skills and Tinder antics. This book is beautifully illustrated to give you the feeling that you are right there in the middle of the action, as if you were reading the trainwreck directly from your phone.

Clearly, author Dick Dickley never had kids, because when he was asked to write an alphabet book for children with low self-esteem, nobody expected this This is a book for children with low self-esteem. Why is it not recommended for actual children, then? Because this book is designed to GIVE children low self-esteem, not cure it. From "A is for apple, you airhead," to "Z is for zebra, you zero," each page is beautifully illustrated and slightly offensive. Fans of Go the F**k to Sleep will appreciate Dick Dickley's rowdy version of the alphabet.

Children deserve the best. What parent wouldn't want to offer their children the most extravagant birthday parties, the most esteemed tutors, and most importantly, the safest hazmat suits available? Experimental humor writer Mark T. Wain has teamed up with renowned illustrator Billy Blaze to create the first book ever written to tackle children's self-esteem issues during the threat of a nuclear apocalypse. Similar to All My Friends Are Dead and Go the F**k to Sleep, the moxious duo is pushing the envelope in the illustrated dark comedy genre once again.