"This is MOST unorthodox," Fearghas murmured. "Dude, tell me about it. I mean, there's an elf in our house asking me to save all of Lancashire from certain doom," replied Fiachra. "What's that all about?" --- Fiachra is a witch, a twin, a college student and a bit of a dork. His life's going as normally as could be expected for an eccentric living on the outskirts of Bolton, but then things start to happen involving elves, Russians, vampires, nature spirits, murders and weird transmogrifications. At this point normalcy goes straight out the window. Right as the exams are coming up, he is...