Gavin Kelly will do anything to avoid being sent back to his miserable Irish village...even impersonate a member of the Irish Republican Army. How far will his farce take him before it blows up in his face? And what does he know about the famous art thefts from the Isabella Stewart Gardner Museum? A comic examination of Irish identity in America set in 1990's Dallas, Texas.

Julie Hargate lives in an enormous Victorian house surrounded by beautiful gardens. History professor, Chad Bolton would like to live there too. When Julie disappears on the night of Chad's proposal he is forced to confront her past and present in order to create a future together