Mahdakis accidentally stumbles upon a much needed change in his life and unconsciously slams a door shut behind him while bumbling his way through another, opening him up to an unsullied colorful world of sobriety and optimism; a world filled with shiny happy people exuding positive reinforcement. This phenomenon, of course, sickens him. Yet, despite his reluctance to adapt, he inexplicably finds himself playing with some high school seniors in a local F.A.G.G. Metal band (Female-Aspirant Guy Group) and socializing amongst young F.A.G.G. Metal ilk. While degrading to him at first, he slowly...