It's Christmas eve, and business is slow for Cisco Maloney, ex-cop turned private investigator who's staring down a pile of unpaid bills, a dissatisfied client, and a wrathful landlady. When word gets around that millionaire children's entertainer Plotzky the Snowman has been found melted under suspicious circumstances, Cisco and his sidekick Carmine set out to investigate, spurred by the promise of a $1,000 reward for anyone solving the case (hey, money talked louder back in the good ol' days). The trail leads them through the fantastical underbelly of Wurstburg, USA, populated by roving...