In the tradition of the classic kids rhyme -Miss Susie Had a Steamboat-, I Swear, I'm Not Swearing lets your kids live on the edge and say funny phrases that sound like swearing... without fear of punishment. Mix a screwball rhyme with absurd pictures and mock-swearing... What kid could resist?

Between the ages of 7 - 12, rude humor is the best entertainment for your money This book provides silly fun and a memorable childhood rite of...