It's about how I, and all the other bits in and around me, work - and how you and I are going to have to work together if we're both going to get what we want.

This book will give you uninhibited inside access to what sex and orgasms are all about from my point of view. It's a short, practical hands-on guide to keeping me happy with no punches pulled and no feelings spared. Be warned, I have a bit of a dirty mouth.

If you want a dry scientific manual of female sexuality and anatomy, which goes on and on for so long you lose...